Souties beware, ethnic tests coming your way
In a move seen to placate the restive and fast emigrating Afrikaans minority, “president-elect” Jacob Zuma has reintroduced Ethnic Classification, last used before the advent of democracy in 1994.
In a statement to OCMedia, Zuma announced a pencil test would be employed to test the genuineness of the claim to Afrikaner blood.
This would be a written test, employing the scientifically proven met-ander-woorde (in other words) approach.
A further eugenic blood test would be introduced, once the Department of Health had overcome “certain difficulties” with HIV/Aids. These tests would be administered to anyone not matching a Pantone 320 and above colour hue and who spoke any English at all.
“This move will ensure that South Africa is only for those who are entitled to be here — this is what the liberation struggle was all about. You must have the soil in your blood. The Human Sciences Research Council has found a way to check which soil you have in your blood ,” said the president elect. He further clarified that the reclassification was retroactive and that all textbooks would be re-written for the new school year.
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Souties beware, ethnic tests coming your way
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